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Willie hot water bottle

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Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes You know what your houseplants are crying out for? Dirty. Decorative. Dwarfs.

He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy. These little guys aren’t into fishing, pushing wheelbarrows or perching whimsically on top of toadstools. One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time.We've chosen a love heart motif – perfect for Valentine's day – but you can choose any pattern of your choice if you'd prefer. Keep for yourself to snuggle up next to in bed, or give as a gorgeous, thoughtful gift to someone special. You will need attributes: "-_--_--_--_--_--_--_-Best match-_-grid-_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-No-_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-1" Looking for a new hot water bottle to cosy up with this winter or thinking of a cute Valentine's day gift? Our sewing pattern for a handmade hot water bottle cover made from snuggly fleece material is the perfect solution.

After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles.Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense Place pieces right sides together. Pin and stitch around the outer edge of the hot water bottle cover taking a 1cm seam allowance. This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant. Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze.

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